Dard-e-dil Shayari

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na aansoo bahane ko jee Chahta hai,
Likhu to kya likhu teri Yaad Mein,
Bus tere pass laut aane ko jee chahta hai..

Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna
Mann Hi Mann Baat Karte Rehna
Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune
Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna!

Is kadar wo yad karte hai hame
Ankho hee ankho me baya karne wale
Dete hai hai muskrahat ka tohfa,
Kal tak jo bhool baithe the hame

Gaflat me hoo khawab hee lagata hai
Unkaa fir aanaa ek chahat see jagata hai
Jee chata hai thaam loo daaman unka
Par fir us toote hue dil ka khyal ataa hai

Kis kadar wo chahte the hame
Har pal pahloo me rahne wale
Dawaa karte the marham bane ka jo
Wahee jakhm gaharaa de gaye the hame

Wo to bhoola baithe the iskadar hame
Ham hai kee khawabo me unhe hee dekhte hai
Aaj aye hai wo fir ek gujarish ke saath
Kya toote hooe dil ko jod payenge wo..?

Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam…….. I miss you

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko
to aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi…
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi…
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi… Tanhai hi milegi !

Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,
Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.

Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya.
Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume,
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL
me ANJAAN keh diya hain….

Bahut tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyana banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !

Hum ne jab kiya dard-e-dil ko baya, to sher ban gaya,
Logo ne suna wah wah kiya, dard aur badh gaya.
Mohobbat ki paak rooh mere shero me hai,
Ek likha gam kam karne ke liye to gam aur badh gaya.

“Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi”

UNHE KISSA-E-GAM SUNATE SUNATE
KATI RAATEIN AANSU BAHATE BAHATE

KAHI BUJH NA JAYE CHIRAAG-E-TAMANNA
CHIRAAG-E-MOHABBAT JALAATE JALAATE

KISSI KO KHABAR HI NAHI LUT GAYAA HU
MOHABBAT KI DUNIYA BASATE BASAATE

KEHDE KOI UNSE…..
WO KHUD BAAZ AAYE APNE SITAM SE
HUM THAK GAYE HAIN MANATE MANATE.

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye “HAMARI MANGE….,
Piche se Awaz aye,”SINDUR SE BHARO….”.
………… ……… ……… ……… ……..
Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
………… ……… ……… ……… ……..
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!
………… ……… ……… ……… ……..
Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi….. ..
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

Kai baar jante hue bhi Dil toda uska
Shayad ab woh faisla kar le juda hone ka
per har baar woh paas aate gaye…

Zindagi
Zindagi socho aur musibat ka samandar hai.
Insaan zindagi ke aadhe gam galat ummide bandh kar khud kharidta hai.
Zindagi aisa Pendolam hai jo gamo aur khushiyo ke bich jhulta hai.
Mohabbat ke bagair bekar hai Zindagi aur Bewajeh hai.
Jab tak Zindagi baaki hai Mout se ladte raho, aur jab Maut aaye to Zindagi se izzazat mang lo.
Zindagi sirf jine ka naam nahi, zindagi naam hai mohabbat ka, ibaadat ka aur insaniyat ki khidmat karne ka.

Maut
Maut aman aur sukun ka samndar hai.
Maut saare gamo ka ilaaj hai.
Maut itni taklif deh nahi hoti jitni Zindagi.
Maut ko hamesha yaad rakho magar uski aarzo na karo.
Buzdil insaan Maut aane se pehele kai baar marta hai.
Mayusi se badkar duniya mai koi chij buri nahi hai, mayusi Maut ka dusra naam hai.

Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain
Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab
Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager
Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost
Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin

Dear Jaan,

Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon,
Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon.
Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha,
Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.
Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,
Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.
Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,
Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.
Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,
Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.

cricket

Famous Quotes about SACHIN :
> Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..
> Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..
> Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..
> Allan Border ¤ It’s Scary.! Where the hell do
We Bowl to Him.?!
> Paul Strang ¤ What we (Zimbabwe) need is
10 Tendulkars..
> Mathew Hayden ¤ I’ve Seen God.. He Bats at Number 4 for India
in Tests…

Finally I Got!!! I’m lovin it :)

I asked Symonds..

Asked Hayden….

Asked every one………

even asked Kaif….. No one gave me..!! L L L..

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….

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At last, got it without asking…. L L…

Finally I Got!!! I’m lovin it

See what Dhoni’s young team engrossed in

DHONI’S INTERVIEW WITH RAVI SHASTRI

Mast interview… ………

Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning caption Dhoni

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni “Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserve the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.”

Dhoni “Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup.”

Shastri, “Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?”

Dhoni, “All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is ” Ajit Agarkar ”

Shocked Shastri…, “Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar… he didn’t play the final “..

Dhoni, “Yeaph.. that’s the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs….”

Shastri, “ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final…”

Dhoni, “The team doctor deserves the credit… he really helped us to prepare for the final…”

Shastri, “Is it? ?…. how the doctor helped to prepare for the final… he is not the coach or physical trainer…Dhoni. . I am getting confused ”

Dhoni, “Ravi… nothing to confuse… he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor’s contribution as very high… infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well”

Shastri, “To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?”

Dhoni, “The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly…”

Shastri, “I really really appreciate you… its good that you have so much respect for the seniors….and you ….”

Dhoni interrupts.. .. “Ravi.. let me complete… India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series… thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup..”

Shastri, “The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn’t it? ”

Dhoni, “Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one….but he didn’t know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world…. This single mistake has costed the Pakistani’s game and the cup…”

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup……… ……

20 bahane'ss

Jindagi kya kya khel dikhati hain, never ever thought that there could be an india pakistan final.. and on top of it never thought that i’ll miss sucha pure excitement and a match which can anytime include unadulterated fun… i’m in office right now, and that too on a meeting well as a silver lining to this dark cloud, the meeting is a teleconference and so i’ve scores being displayed on my screen.. (thank u god!) everyone else is on the top floor in cafetaria watching it on projector and here m i along with 3 - 4 other unfortunate individuals who are in the office doing work.. the meeting is being conducted with my colleages from a country which is still aloof from the fever of cricket.. kaisa nasseb hain… and pak got 4 sixes in a span of 6 over changin the course of the game.. i’m having goosebumps as of now..15 ball 26 runs…
13 balls 20 runs
wicket :):):):):)
12 balls 20 runs
10 balls 18 runs

mereko tension hoing…

and this meeting not ending

m so god damn excited, been to the loo 5 times in last 25-30 minutes..

dot ball…

8 balls 17 runs…

wicket… yipeee… phuck u a$$h@le$…

wuhuuuuuuuuuu
tim tim laka lak tim tim laka lak…
and lots or runs…
computer down

browser stuck
shit!!!

6 balls 12 runs…

loo

six…. big shit…
and den a wide ball..

we 3 4 left out ppl flock on a single computer.. waiting for the browser to refresh… and
whooooooooooooooooooooosh…

ppl outside shouted biggie… yipee…
fuck we won… cant believe it…

fuck….

me and MG run outside and found them hearing live commentry on the phone..

and the first 20twenty world cup goes to india… my india… our india…

yipeeeee….
just now RD and HV came to meet me, were telling that it was awesome an atmosphere in the cafetaria to watch the match with 200 - 250 similar frenzy indian supporters…

i missed the fun, but even i lived the moments.. on the IP network… india won the first ever 20-20 world cup.. nothing else matters…

Bollywood

What’s Similar between Students preparing for Exams and Aamir in movie Ghajini…?
What’s Similar
between Students
preparing for Exams
and Aamir in movie
Ghajini…
Both Can’t Remember Anything After
Fifteen Minutes….

Famous Quotes Of Our Bollywood Stars

“I can smoke anywhere I want to, I am Shah Rukh Khan”- Shah Rukh Khan

“Hrithik (even though he is happily married)
is the ‘take home and show mom’ type of guy.” - Gul Panag

“Just a good body won’t make you sexy” - Bipasha Basu

“Kissing in films is mechanical.” - Shahana Goswami

‘The dog got paid more than me.’ - Chunkey Pandey

‘SRK-Salman spat is no big deal.’ - Preity Zinta

‘Rahul should stop being naughty.’ - Payal Rohatgi

‘I don’t mind Amitabh - Rekha working together.’ - Jaya Bachchan

April Fool Jokes

April Fool Day Hindi SMS

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2009!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!

Valentine SMS

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!! ........Happy Valentine's Day


Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.



Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...


U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!



A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!



Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..



If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)



You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.........Happy Valentines Day


Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side.. I love you!



I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u .........Happy Valentine's Day



A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you. ......Happy Valentine's Day

SMS Love Poems

Life is for living I live mine for u,

Love is for giving I give mine to u.

Dreams are for dreaming, I dream of u,

Hearts are for beating mine beats for u.

Someone somewhere dreams of ur smile,

Nwhilst thinking of u, says life is worthwhile.

So when u r lonely, remember its true,

Someone somewhere is thinking of u.

If a kiss was a drop of water,

Id send u the sea.

If a hug and cuddle was a leaf,

Id send u a tree.

And if love was forever,

Id give u eternity.

I asked god for a flower,
I got a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He have the forest.
I asked for a rive,
He gave me the ocean.
I asked for love,
And I got u!

Close ur eyes and imagine this,

The one u love just gave u a kiss.

Move closer, have no fear,

Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.

Heres my heart, its urs so take it,

Treat it gently, please dont break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

Somebody loves u, somebody cares,

Somebody is saying ur name in their prayers.

All day long all night through,

Somebody is breaking their heart just for u!

Ur love is like a river peaceful and deep,

Ur soul is like a secret that I never could keep,

When I look into ur eyes I know its true,

God must have taken time in making u!

Hurt is painful, love is 2,

U dream of someone,

Someone else dreams of u.

Although these dreams rarely come true,

It feels good to dream of someone like u!

If u r asking if Id hurt u, the answer is never.

If u r asking if I miss u, the answer is forever.

If u r asking if I need u, the answer is I do.

If u r asking what I value, the answer is Id value u.

If being caring was time,

U would b ETERNITY

If being a darling was a dime,

U would b worth BILLIONS.

But damn, if being sexy was a crime,

U would b so GUILTY.

Short sms Jokes

The longest sentence known to man: "I do." p>

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Born Free........Taxed to Death

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others