Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dard-e-dil Shayari

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na aansoo bahane ko jee Chahta hai,
Likhu to kya likhu teri Yaad Mein,
Bus tere pass laut aane ko jee chahta hai..

Dil Ne Kaha Yaad Karte Rehna
Mann Hi Mann Baat Karte Rehna
Wo Hamare Dard Ki Fariyad Sune Na Sune
Apna To Farz Hai Unhe Pyar Karte Rehna!

Is kadar wo yad karte hai hame
Ankho hee ankho me baya karne wale
Dete hai hai muskrahat ka tohfa,
Kal tak jo bhool baithe the hame

Gaflat me hoo khawab hee lagata hai
Unkaa fir aanaa ek chahat see jagata hai
Jee chata hai thaam loo daaman unka
Par fir us toote hue dil ka khyal ataa hai

Kis kadar wo chahte the hame
Har pal pahloo me rahne wale
Dawaa karte the marham bane ka jo
Wahee jakhm gaharaa de gaye the hame

Wo to bhoola baithe the iskadar hame
Ham hai kee khawabo me unhe hee dekhte hai
Aaj aye hai wo fir ek gujarish ke saath
Kya toote hooe dil ko jod payenge wo..?


Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue
pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair se nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam…….. I miss you



kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko
to aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi…
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi…
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi… Tanhai hi milegi !

Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,
Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.

Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya.
Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume,
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL
me ANJAAN keh diya hain….

Bahut tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyana banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !

Hum ne jab kiya dard-e-dil ko baya, to sher ban gaya,
Logo ne suna wah wah kiya, dard aur badh gaya.
Mohobbat ki paak rooh mere shero me hai,
Ek likha gam kam karne ke liye to gam aur badh gaya.

“Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi”

UNHE KISSA-E-GAM SUNATE SUNATE
KATI RAATEIN AANSU BAHATE BAHATE

KAHI BUJH NA JAYE CHIRAAG-E-TAMANNA
CHIRAAG-E-MOHABBAT JALAATE JALAATE

KISSI KO KHABAR HI NAHI LUT GAYAA HU
MOHABBAT KI DUNIYA BASATE BASAATE

KEHDE KOI UNSE…..
WO KHUD BAAZ AAYE APNE SITAM SE
HUM THAK GAYE HAIN MANATE MANATE.





Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye “HAMARI MANGE….,
Piche se Awaz aye,”SINDUR SE BHARO….”.
………… ……… ……… ……… ……..
Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
………… ……… ……… ……… ……..
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!
………… ……… ……… ……… ……..
Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi….. ..
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz




Kai baar jante hue bhi Dil toda uska
Shayad ab woh faisla kar le juda hone ka
per har baar woh paas aate gaye…



Zindagi
Zindagi socho aur musibat ka samandar hai.
Insaan zindagi ke aadhe gam galat ummide bandh kar khud kharidta hai.
Zindagi aisa Pendolam hai jo gamo aur khushiyo ke bich jhulta hai.
Mohabbat ke bagair bekar hai Zindagi aur Bewajeh hai.
Jab tak Zindagi baaki hai Mout se ladte raho, aur jab Maut aaye to Zindagi se izzazat mang lo.
Zindagi sirf jine ka naam nahi, zindagi naam hai mohabbat ka, ibaadat ka aur insaniyat ki khidmat karne ka.

Maut
Maut aman aur sukun ka samndar hai.
Maut saare gamo ka ilaaj hai.
Maut itni taklif deh nahi hoti jitni Zindagi.
Maut ko hamesha yaad rakho magar uski aarzo na karo.
Buzdil insaan Maut aane se pehele kai baar marta hai.
Mayusi se badkar duniya mai koi chij buri nahi hai, mayusi Maut ka dusra naam hai.



Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain
Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab
Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager
Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost
Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin


Dear Jaan,

Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon,
Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon.
Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha,
Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.
Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,
Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.
Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,
Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.
Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,
Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.




cricket

Famous Quotes about SACHIN :
> Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..
> Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..
> Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..
> Allan Border ¤ It’s Scary.! Where the hell do
We Bowl to Him.?!
> Paul Strang ¤ What we (Zimbabwe) need is
10 Tendulkars..
> Mathew Hayden ¤ I’ve Seen God.. He Bats at Number 4 for India
in Tests…

Finally I Got!!! I’m lovin it :)

I asked Symonds..
Sreesanth with Symonds..

Asked Hayden….
Sreesanth with Hayden….

Asked every one………
Sreesanth Asked every one………

even asked Kaif….. No one gave me..!! L L L..
Sreesanth with Kaif

….

….

….

At last, got it without asking…. L L…
Sreesanth Slapped By Harbajan
Sreesanth Slapped By Harbajan
Sreesanth Slapped By Harbajan

Finally I Got!!! I’m lovin it :)


See what Dhoni’s young team engrossed in

Team India ke Badmassh



DHONI’S INTERVIEW WITH RAVI SHASTRI

Mast interview… ………

Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning caption Dhoni

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni “Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserve the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us.”

Dhoni “Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup.”

Shastri, “Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?”

Dhoni, “All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is ” Ajit Agarkar ”

Shocked Shastri…, “Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar… he didn’t play the final “..

Dhoni, “Yeaph.. that’s the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs….”

Shastri, “ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final…”

Dhoni, “The team doctor deserves the credit… he really helped us to prepare for the final…”

Shastri, “Is it? ?…. how the doctor helped to prepare for the final… he is not the coach or physical trainer…Dhoni. . I am getting confused ”

Dhoni, “Ravi… nothing to confuse… he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor’s contribution as very high… infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well”

Shastri, “To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?”

Dhoni, “The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly…”

Shastri, “I really really appreciate you… its good that you have so much respect for the seniors….and you ….”

Dhoni interrupts.. .. “Ravi.. let me complete… India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series… thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup..”

Shastri, “The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn’t it? ”

Dhoni, “Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one….but he didn’t know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world…. This single mistake has costed the Pakistani’s game and the cup…”

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup……… ……


20 bahane'ss


India wins 20-20 world cup

Jindagi kya kya khel dikhati hain, never ever thought that there could be an india pakistan final.. and on top of it never thought that i’ll miss sucha pure excitement and a match which can anytime include unadulterated fun… i’m in office right now, and that too on a meeting :-) well as a silver lining to this dark cloud, the meeting is a teleconference and so i’ve scores being displayed on my screen.. (thank u god!) everyone else is on the top floor in cafetaria watching it on projector and here m i along with 3 - 4 other unfortunate individuals who are in the office doing work.. the meeting is being conducted with my colleages from a country which is still aloof from the fever of cricket.. kaisa nasseb hain… and pak got 4 sixes in a span of 6 over changin the course of the game.. i’m having goosebumps as of now..15 ball 26 runs…
13 balls 20 runs
wicket :):):):):)
12 balls 20 runs
10 balls 18 runs

mereko tension hoing…

and this meeting not ending

m so god damn excited, been to the loo 5 times in last 25-30 minutes..

dot ball…

8 balls 17 runs…

wicket… yipeee… phuck u a$$h@le$…

wuhuuuuuuuuuu
tim tim laka lak tim tim laka lak…
and lots or runs… :(
computer down

browser stuck
shit!!!

6 balls 12 runs…

loo

six…. big shit…
and den a wide ball..

we 3 4 left out ppl flock on a single computer.. waiting for the browser to refresh… and
whooooooooooooooooooooosh…

ppl outside shouted biggie… yipee…
fuck we won… cant believe it…

fuck….

me and MG run outside and found them hearing live commentry on the phone..

and the first 20twenty world cup goes to india… my india… our india…

yipeeeee….
just now RD and HV came to meet me, were telling that it was awesome an atmosphere in the cafetaria to watch the match with 200 - 250 similar frenzy indian supporters…

i missed the fun, but even i lived the moments.. on the IP network… india won the first ever 20-20 world cup.. nothing else matters…




Bollywood

What’s Similar between Students preparing for Exams and Aamir in movie Ghajini…?
What’s Similar
between Students
preparing for Exams
and Aamir in movie
Ghajini…
Both Can’t Remember Anything After
Fifteen Minutes….

Famous Quotes Of Our Bollywood Stars

“I can smoke anywhere I want to, I am Shah Rukh Khan”- Shah Rukh Khan

“Hrithik (even though he is happily married)
is the ‘take home and show mom’ type of guy.” - Gul Panag

“Just a good body won’t make you sexy” - Bipasha Basu

“Kissing in films is mechanical.” - Shahana Goswami

‘The dog got paid more than me.’ - Chunkey Pandey

‘SRK-Salman spat is no big deal.’ - Preity Zinta

‘Rahul should stop being naughty.’ - Payal Rohatgi

‘I don’t mind Amitabh - Rekha working together.’ - Jaya Bachchan

April Fool Jokes

April Fool Day Hindi SMS

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!


FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2009!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!







Valentine SMS

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!! ........Happy Valentine's Day


Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.



Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...


U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!



A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!



Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..



If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)



You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.........Happy Valentines Day


Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side.. I love you!



I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u .........Happy Valentine's Day



A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you. ......Happy Valentine's Day

SMS Love Poems

Life is for living I live mine for u,

Love is for giving I give mine to u.

Dreams are for dreaming, I dream of u,

Hearts are for beating mine beats for u.

Someone somewhere dreams of ur smile,

Nwhilst thinking of u, says life is worthwhile.

So when u r lonely, remember its true,

Someone somewhere is thinking of u.


If a kiss was a drop of water,

Id send u the sea.

If a hug and cuddle was a leaf,

Id send u a tree.

And if love was forever,

Id give u eternity.


I asked god for a flower,
I got a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He have the forest.
I asked for a rive,
He gave me the ocean.
I asked for love,
And I got u!


Close ur eyes and imagine this,

The one u love just gave u a kiss.

Move closer, have no fear,

Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.


Heres my heart, its urs so take it,

Treat it gently, please dont break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.


Somebody loves u, somebody cares,

Somebody is saying ur name in their prayers.

All day long all night through,

Somebody is breaking their heart just for u!


Ur love is like a river peaceful and deep,

Ur soul is like a secret that I never could keep,

When I look into ur eyes I know its true,

God must have taken time in making u!


Hurt is painful, love is 2,

U dream of someone,

Someone else dreams of u.

Although these dreams rarely come true,

It feels good to dream of someone like u!


If u r asking if Id hurt u, the answer is never.

If u r asking if I miss u, the answer is forever.

If u r asking if I need u, the answer is I do.

If u r asking what I value, the answer is Id value u.


If being caring was time,

U would b ETERNITY

If being a darling was a dime,

U would b worth BILLIONS.

But damn, if being sexy was a crime,

U would b so GUILTY.

Short sms Jokes

The longest sentence known to man: "I do." p>

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Born Free........Taxed to Death

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?


99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

Urdu Hindi SMS Jokes

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!


Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!


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Zindgi hay to Khwab hain,
Khwab hain to Manzilen hain,
Manzilen hain to Rasty hain,
Rasty hain to Mushkilen hain,
Mushkilen hain to..........
aap kis leye hain.......? " Hath paon hilaen na........"


Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh sms karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy ( Punjabi word)

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....


Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi


Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....


Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo



Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara


Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.


Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.


Romantic SMS Messages SMS Jokes

U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always love you!

Dreams r 2b 4gotten, Reality 2b lived, desire 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached, where it began there it will end, friends from the start, Friendz till the end.

Sum broken hearts may never mend, Sum memories may never end, Sum wet tears may never dry but my luv 4U will never die!

If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!

LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!


Can u keep a secret?

Between me & u


You promise?


I really need to tell u this...


Well...

I MISS U...


2 live a life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happyness, 2 have happyness i need a friend & 4 a friend i need U!

1
message
recieved

LOVE U!

1 more
message
recieved

MISS U!

1 more
message
recieved

CARE 4U!

1 last
message
recieved

From ur friend!


Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame,
every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


If I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id "hurt" but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.

You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming

Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous.

In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!

My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where its warm and loving


Missing you SMS Messages

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 'oopz imiss u'


a simple 'HI"
2 make you smile
& remind you of ME...
Missing you SMS Messages



I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 'oopz imiss u'


a simple 'HI"
2 make you smile
& remind you of ME...



Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you & I Miss U!


You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces



I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!



Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!



Every time I say 'how are you?' my heart says 'I care for you.'. Everytime I ask 'how have you been?' my heart whispers 'I miss you'



I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !


Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much

Cute SMS Messages

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.


I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.


Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...

I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.


A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend


another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another winter.a summer too... but there? ll never be.........
another you!

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?


The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams


FRIENDS are like stars.....
you do not ALWAYS SEE
them but you know they are
always there...


I asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an angel he gave me you

When God opened the door of heaven,He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.


I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'


A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.


Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name

Friendship SMS Messages

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, 4get me not.


Roses can shy, Rivers can dry,

U can 4get me, How can I ?

Day's by day's week depart,

Week's by week's month depart,

Month's by month year depart,

But my friendship with U will never depart.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.

A friend is sweet when its new.

But it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is U.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!


How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

If I were 2 be anything in this world?. Id be UR tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in UR heart, born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips


A special friend is rare indeed, its God grace 4 good deeds, yes, perfect friends r very few, I m so lucky 4 having U.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said : please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!

Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!


A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die.

True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.


I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in July? I have seen things U only imagine 2 see? But I haven't seen anything sweeter than U.


If U need a friend & there R a hundred steps between us, U can take the 1st step 2 get near me & I will take all 99 step 2 be there 4 U.


Never 4get old friends. They R hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER.


The test of friendship doesn't comes when U R 2GethEr. It comes when U Part ways & U Realize that despite the distance, the friendship is still there...

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how U 4give, Not how U listen but how U Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Funny SMS Messages

Everynite as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!


This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience


This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience


ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?


I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!


What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!

Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin


?i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.


Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already


Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.


God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.


Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.




Love SMS Messages

A person of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection and prayers. Send this to a beautiful person...I just did!

Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.

A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!

I ask God to make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile. Grant you wealth, give you health and most of all give you sweet tender loving care.
Usually I ony sms people who are either very cute, very sweet or very special. But in your case I'm making an exception...your'e all three!


God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give you only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for you to find.


If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!


Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince

When the night comes, look at the sky If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, cause I did and I found a friend like you.

Last night I dreamt of U. I thought of U the whole day today. I think I love U. Tomorrow I'll think of V, then W, X, Y and Z. hehe!
Love's a complicated machinery. But sometimes a good screw can fix it up!

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


Cellfones can be very irritating. Have to buy a card now and then. Have to recharge the battery. Msgs get delayed but there one thing I love about it...It connects me to you.